quiz: are you hyper, lazy, or both?

answer a, b, or c for the following questions.

your alarm clock goes off at 3:30 am, two hours early! you...
a) freak out
b) nod off
c) freak out, then nod off.

you drop your cereal bowl by accident and it smashes to the floor into a thosand pieces. you...
a) freak out
b) nod off
c) freak out, then nod off.

you prance outdoors to find that, in the middle of the night, someone stole the reverent old maple that loomed forbodingly over your house on particulary dark and stormy nights. you...
a) freak out
b) nod off
c) freak out, then nod off.

you arrive at school only to find that a arsonist exploded your school long after visiting hours were over. you...
a)freak out
b)nod off
c)freak out, then nod off.

you dash to the local hardware store for some glue and nails to piece your school back together, only to find that, in the middle of the night, long after it was acceptible to explode things, a 747 smashed into the hardware store and upset the nail display. you...
a) freak out
b) nod off
c) freak out, then nod off.

you bewilderdly stumble through town only to find that a mediorite crashed through town smooshing everyone else and narrowly missing you by inches in the middle of the night. you...
a) freak out
b) nod off
c) freak out, then nod off

mostly a's

you're a wild hyper crazy freak and you need to learn to settle down. try yoga or some breathing excercises once or twice a day, and take baths in lavender syrup and mock-oatmeal flakes.

mostly b's

you're a lazy bum and you watch football. try a quad shot cappichino to kick off your day, or, if you'd like a more disgusting approach, drink some red bull.

mostly c's
order a quad shot cappichino and then take a lavender bath.