Questiono of the Dayo

(hey if you were wondering, that title is written in Italian. Betcha didn't know I can speak Italian. Nothing to it, really. I won't lie to you. Just add an 'o' on the end of every word, or basically when you think it needs it, and your BIG LIE might convince some people.)

Ok, here it is:

What do you do when you get really, really, really, super duper mad?

Cause when you're not THAT mad, but you still might be trying to impress someone, you come up with some witty comeback, undoubtedly long after the recipient has gone on their merry way.

And when you're not mad at all, but you'd like a little bit of sympathy, you probably stick out your lower lip and pout (flirtatiously, if there's a guy around).

And when there's really nothing wrong, hey, don't say there is. BECAUSE THAN I THINK YOU'RE A GROUCH.

But seriously, I know harm and chit and have fun and limes and fmg don't do most of that stuff. I just wanted to add a little to this post so it's not just one of those seriously lame question of the days that are just basically saying, hey I'll just ask a simple question and you'll kill yourself over coming up with a satisfying reply.

-annonymous.

Ok, i take it back. Not annoymous. Seriously, I have fed-exed that one.

In all actuality, actually...

You know how when you really super don't want one thing to happen, it does like two seconds after you were just thinking, "hey I hope this doesn't happen. That would suck!" ? Like when you've got two sheep and a two-for-one port, and you need to buy a city and so you use the two sheep to get a wheat and not an oar, and then on the next roll someone rolls a TWELVE and that's what you had your wheat on and than you're like oh curses I should have gotten an oar? Like that? Or when you kind of jokingly think whoa it's two degrees outside and I'm walkin' home from the library so wouldn't that be the stupidest thing ever if the train that passes through here once a year came TODAY while I'm walkin home from this library and held me up? And then the train doesn't come? Yeah, so not like that.

Well, I was jus thinkin, I think actually that kinda stuff doesn't actually happen as often as we always make it out to be. Actually, in all actuality, it would actually be more like since we always THINK it would happen and so on the rare occasion where it actually does we're just like, "Oh well that's just typical." And then when it doesn't happen we never think anymore about it because what would there be to remind us that earlier we thought oh bet that'll happen? NOTHING!