Friday, April 28, 2006

Definitely a Smoothie Day


The outlandish temp today peaked at a marvelous 82 degrees, according to the cottage parking lot. I would know because, having been in the cottage at the time, I had sunk a front row seat, and purchased a decadent wildberry jet tea smoothie. That particular barista was feeling generous at the time (probably delirious from the scorching heat), and I was far from shorted of whipped cream. Whipped cream should be frozen pre-spray like ice cream, therefore scoring casually gourmet appeal.

After returning from the cottage, I was justifiably sweaty and needed to take an icy shower to cool down. Have you ever noticed (I am speaking only to freezing shower veterans- back off you childish amateur) that when you are exposed to freezing water directly to your head that you gasp freakishly? Sort of like a frog who's been dunked unwillingly in a puddle- your eyes pop and you wriggle, possibly omitting an insane hoot from time to time.


I'm feeling sort of wildly wordy right now. Seems as if i'm been squeezing in unnecessary adjectives. They're crowding my sentences and suffocating my nouns, but when I try to delete the poor guys I feel cruel.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

yes, I have experienced that effect with freezing showers, so you're not the only one. I can't wait till summer!!!! I love the weather we're having right now!!! I can't wait till I can go to town again!!! I'll stop making exclamations now!!!

Anonymous said...

wow, i wish it were that nice down here... we've been having ok weather, but a little cold for my taste. i am liking the rain though. by the way, this is huna. my old account kinda went kaput, so i am now moon baba! so yeah.

Anonymous said...

hey new post please!

the_original_smith said...

I agree with indie this post is getting old!