Monday, January 23, 2006

how bout them seahawks

so what happened yesterday, anyway? at school, everyone was trudging around muttering 'how bout them seahawks', grunting and gaffawing stupidly. i mean, yeah! my thought's exactly! what about the seahawks?

now i admit, my eyes weren't glued to the screen, like, 24/7. ok, so, i wasn't in the tv room. ok, i don't think the tv was even on. but anyway, i coudln't exactly follow what was going on. like, the score for one thing? refresh my memory?

now, you would think it'd be simple easy to tell what happened just by the looksa things. not true! i mean, yeah, they either won or they lost. the question is, which was it? i mean, everyone says the same thing either way. it's either, 'huh, huh, how bout them seahawks?", or "ha, ha, how bout them seahawks?"

'huh' and 'ha'. don't even think i didin't try. it's all a matter of where you put the emphasis. like, if they said, hhhhhhhuh, forcefully, with much emphasis on the 'h', not only would it sound trollish, but also like they were trying to take a dump. and if they said, haaaaaaaaaa!, it would sound victorious, like maybe they'd won at fooseball after being continually pummled with harsh, discouring words, or maybe when your mom says ah there's no toothpaste left and you smirk wisely and squeeze and squeeze and squeeze and a drop comes out. like that.

ok, so decide for yourself. whether they won or not it doesn't really matter cause i wasn't there to see it.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey hey. Well who are the saewhatsits anyways? Living in VA I have no idea. SO of course I dont know if they won or not. Lets say they won. Give them the benefit of the doubt

Anna said...

i think they must play for washington maybe. since then i've figured out that they DID win, and i was elated the whole entire day! well i wasn't but it certainly felt really killer to know that somewhere someteam won something!

Anonymous said...

my dad watches the news a lot, and I think that they're a football team that won and is in the superbowl (woohoo for them, like I care)