Who was it that punched the hole through my favorite C.D.?

Who, infact, punched the holes through my whole impressive stack of 49?

Because I don't appreciate it.

It's not that they don't play nicely anymore- they do. It's that I can't seem to find a whole puncher that big. And if you're going to damage someone else's property, you could atleast have the courtesy to inform me of the tool used to do so. But I s'pose courtesy wasn't the first thing on your mind when you turned my collection into a herd of doughnuts.