1. Mozzarella cheese is not a whoopee cushion; it will not make the proper farting noise, and is distressing to sit upon.
2. Jokes are preferred to be paired with a punch line.
3. Mega-phones should be used at a long distance only.
4. Aloe-Vera bottles are known to explode in the microwave.
5. No is not a substitute for yes; yes is not a substitute for no.
6. Letters will not go to the correct place when labeled with the wrong address.
7. Vanilla mint toothpaste does not mix well with…anything.
8. You (cannot) put any random word (in) parenthesis.
9. The @ symbol means ‘at’, not attention please everybody; yes I would like your attention.
10. Magnets only stick to magnet-friendly surfaces.
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Vanilla mint toothpaste is good! My sister has it. I'm not sure what you're saying about the mozzarella cheese thing, but I like the rest of it.
I completely understand the mozzarella cheese thing. she's saying that it's not a whoopee cushion. It will NOT make a farting noise and is not very fun to sit on. Now do you get it? Hope so!
I would never think to sit on mozzarella cheese, but whatever.
I'm not so hot on that idea either. But FultonCreek just wanted to make sure we realized that it did not work as a whoopee cushion.
Uh...Fulton, this posst was funny the first few times, but you need to post something new.
uhh...I'm not quite sure why you're telling me this, because YOUR last post was about how you couldn't think of anything to write. Go work on THAT instead of telling me to work on mine.
I was asking for question of the day ideas, thank you.
I gave you one.
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