A Word to the Wise

Yes, Huna. I wrote this.

I thought that, if any of you were going on a safari any time soon, you might be appreciative of the following tip:
Never, ever even think of rubbing your eyes right after you spot an elephant relieving his bladder. This is because elephants are very easily embarrassed, and they cower to think that someone rubbed their eyes proceeding a pee, because the majority of elephants believe that if you rub your eyes, you before must have been staring, due to the water you would need to rub out after affixing your eyes with an unblinking stare. Because everyone feels self conscious peeing in public and in plain view (elephants are no different), to rub your eyes after they pee might imply that you were staring at them, no less.
Sad but true.